Now I’ve heard it all. How the HELL your mouth so RAGGEDY it saved you from going to jail? Just ask Lil’ Wayne. Word on the Blok is Lil Wayne has gotten a temporary reprieve from jail for dental surgery. His lawyer apparently told the judge that Wayne needed to finish a string of procedures on/in his mouth prior to heading to Rikers. The rapper’s new date with destiny is March 2. Better bring a mouth guard.
-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.
Dr. Conrad Murray was charged with a single count of involuntary manslaughter, carrying a punishment ranging from probation to four years in the slammer. He is due back in court April 5.
Prosecutors said Murray “did unlawfully, and without malice, kill Michael Joseph Jackson,” according to a statement from the Los Angeles DA’s office.
The doctor, with active licenses to practice medicine in California, Nevada and Texas, was the last person to see Jackson, 50, alive on June 25.
He’s admitted giving surgical grade anesthetics to the King of Pop to treat his insomnia, but insists the powerful medication shouldn’t have killed Jackson.
TMZ reported this yesterday afternoon that it obtained a copy of the coroner’s report detailing Jacko’s death. The report concluded that Propofol, a drug administered to him by Murray, killed the singer.
The report has been kept under wraps until the criminal complaint against Murray was filed today and is expected to be the centerpiece of his prosecution
-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.
Beyonce Knowles has a new half-brother, if you believe Alexsandra Wright. 
Wright, who filed a paternity suit against Mathew Knowles back in October, gave birth last Thursday to a baby boy. The name … Nixon. Priceless.
Wright, who once appeared on “Scrubs”, claims she had a relationship with Knowles that lasted 18 months. And, sources say, Wright claims she and Mathew picked out the baby name together. We’re guessing they were watching “Frost/Nixon.”
Sources tell us Wright has a court date next week in an attempt to dislodge some support money from Mathew. We’re told Alexsandra hasn’t gotten a penny from Mathew for the baby.
We put a call into Mathew’s rep. So far, no comment, but our sources say he wants a formal paternity test before doing a whole John Edwards thing.
The San Antonio Spurs are SOL in their attempt to have nude pics of one of their players removed from a website, for now, because the site’s lawyer just said the pics of their player’s basketballs are there to stay.
The Spurs’ lawyer fired off a letter to TheDirty.com last week, demanding the website “immediately and permanently” remove the photos showing guard George Hill’s privates … pics the genius snapped of himself using his cell phone. The Spurs want the pics down because they shine a negative light on the team’s image.
But a lawyer for TheDirty sent a letter right back, saying the site has every right to post photos of “celebrities making fools of themselves” — and taking them down won’t change the fact that Hill is a moron.
TheDirty’s lawyer also says the Spurs’ attempt to have the pics removed will only cause a “Streisand Effect” — meaning the matter will become even more publicized due to their attempt to quash it … like it just did.
This gives a whole new meaning to family reunion for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.
Each of “The Simple Life” stars could have family members in the upcoming season of “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”
Richie’s adoptive mother, Brenda Harvey, who raised her, has been offered a spot in the cast of the newest edition of the Bravo reality franchise.
If Harvey chooses to join the cast, she will be featured alongside Hilton’s aunts Kim and Kyle Richards, who are already on board, according to a report by RadarOnline.com.
The cast of the new reality show, which will begin production in March, will also include Kyle Richards’ good friend Lisa Todd, owner of the upscale Beverly Hills restaurant Villa Blanca, who will appear weekly with her husband and business partner, Ken.
“Lisa, Kim and Kyle are all hideously wealthy,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “They live in these amazing houses, drive beautiful cars, live these fabulous lives and spend money like it’s going out of fashion.”
“There’s definitely going to be more than a fair share of drama, cat fights and bitchiness.”
-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood.wordpress.com
Lee Daniels almost missed hearing his name announced as an Oscar nominee for Best Picture early Tuesday morning. At a Paley Center screening for the HBO documentary “The Black List: Volume Three,” the “Precious” director told us he was so groggy, he forgot the movies are announced alphabetically by title, not by director. “When [Quentin] Tarantino was mentioned prior to Daniels, I went, ‘Oh, well, nuts,” he recalled. “And literally as I got back to the pillow I heard ‘Daniels,’ and I bounced back up.”
-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.
Tiger Woods is headed back to his home in Florida sometime next week and has pinpointed his return to golf … according to someone who works for the Woods family. The source says he is aiming to play in the Tavistock Cup — an event that pits pros from the Isleworth Golf & Country Club against the pros from the nearby Lake Nona Golf & Country Club.
This year’s event takes place March 22 and 23 at the Isleworth Golf & Country Club.
After the tourney, we’re told Tiger will head to Georgia to get ready for a little something called … The Masters.
We’re told Tiger will be returning to his home in Windermere next week. Cleaning crews have been spotted around the outside of the home for the last few days.
Warren Sapp posted bail yesterday morning while his lawyer asked everyone to “reserve judgment” on Sapp until all the facts come out.
Sapp was arrested saturday on one charge of misdemeanor domestic violence after an alleged altercation with his girlfriend in Miami.
He posted the $1,500 bond and was ordered to stay away from the alleged victim.
Sapp is in town to cover the Super Bowl for the NFL Network — but was suspended by the network pending further investigation.
-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.
Balloon Dad Richard Heene has left the Larimer County Detention Center in Fort Collins, Co. — but only so that he can check in to the Alternative Sentencing Unit (ASU), which is about 30 seconds away.
An officer at the prison says that Heene has been transferred to the ASU, but couldn’t elaborate further.
There are several different programs at the ASU in which Heene can participate in to serve out the remainder of his sentence — including work release (he would leave for work but check back in at night), workenders (inmates report on Saturday and Sunday and are taken out on supervised crews to perform Community Service work) or even electronic home monitoring.
Heene was sentenced to 90 days behind bars following that whole balloon episode we’d all rather forget.
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