Security in New York Drops The Ball AGAIN

Seeing no evil in Time Square  was the highlight on the cover of The New York Post this morning.A sinister looking fan parked illegally in plain sight for two days in the heart of Times Square (where several hundred of thousands of people will gather tonight)failed to be recognized by NYPD    OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?   The vehicle sat there with  no license plates,in a no parking zone,with plastic bags over the tints and a bogus police placard in the windshield ..It took once again people who worked at 7 Times Square to notify Police.    Fortunately the van only contained bootleg Burberry scarves and some folding tables but the van was big enough to carry hundreds of pounds of explosives.   New Yorker’s are livid stating that “they can’t believe how the city could be so incompetent that this could go unnoticed especially with the recent terrorist attack attempts.

My Take”  U have got to be fucking serious excuse my french but my god. NYC and America  I’m gonna need y’all  to get your shit together”

Tiger Woods On The Prowl ….. AGAIN!??

A few weeks ago Tiger Woods said he was taking time off from golf to work on his marriage. This don’t sound like it to me.

Sources say Woods and Rachel Uchitel were rumored to be holding hands as they mixed with about 300 guests at a party in a private mansion in Palm Beach. They were also spotted partying together in the ritzy enclave, at the Everglades Club, on Saturday night. Some sources went even further, saying that the rumored paramours were living together aboard Woods’ yacht, Privacy, which is reportedly docked in Palm Beach.

Say It Ain’t So PussyCat! Say It Ain’t So!

-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Tyra Banks: Hell Boss On Wheels!

Tyra Banks was the Boss from Hell, reports former employees of her CW talkshow. Details came forward after Banks announced her show would be ending after this season. “There had been high turnover of employees for years,” a past crew member told the New York Daily News.“She and the higher-ups on the production staff could be extremely brutal.” Another source agreed, saying that everything dealing with the show had to be done “Tyra’s way.” Well, it was the “Tyra Banks Show.”

Personally, I think it’s all exaggeration. I don’t think Tyra is any more difficult to work for than Diddy, Donald Trump, etc. I just think because she’s a woman they expected a certain level of “weakness” from her. Negative. Give it to’em Tyra. VAGINA POWER!

-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Olivia Newton-John’s Daughter Tore Down @ The Club.

The daughter of Olivia Newton-John collapsed outside a Los Angeles strip club last week after she and a friend were turned away by the bouncer for being too drunk, according to a report. The bouncer outside the Star Strip Theatre, which advertised “Live nude girls girls girls,” told Lattanzi and a female friend, “You guys can’t get in here. You’re too drunk,” after she had pleaded for 10 minutes to be allowed in. She then attempted to leave but did not get far before she fell to the ground.

Lattanzi, whose pop career has been on hold for several years presumably while she fought her eating disorder, recovered herself and was able to continue drinking at another bar down the road, according to Woman’s Day. “She was clearly in high spirits if a little wobbly on her feet,” says one patron.

Well Damn, how drunk was she & why was she still on a quest to get plastered? Keep meesing around she could have given herself alcohol poisoning.

-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Woman Hit In Head By Falling Moosehead. OUCH!

A Manhattan woman has sued a lower East Side restaurant, claiming she was conked in the head by a moosehead that fell off a wall. The 150-pound moosehead with antlers spanning over 3 feet, was the centerpiece of the restaurant’s back party room. In a suit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Raina Kumra, 32, said she was standing under the moosehead about 1 a.m. on Oct. 4 when it came dislodged and crowned her.

Kumra is now suing White Slab Palace, a Scandinavian-inspired hipster hangout on Delancey St., for an unspecified amount, charging the owners were “grossly careless” in mounting the taxidermy wildlife. The restaurant “had a duty to provide … an environment free from falling objects,” the suit charges.

Kumra said she suffered a concussion when clobbered on the head in the party room packed with patrons. Since the incident, Kumra has lost cognitive skills and suffered chronic neck pain, fatigue, dizzy spells and anxiety from mounting medical expenses, the suit says. Sundvik, who also owns Good Bar & Grill in Chinatown, did not immediately return calls for comment. A manager at the restaurant refused to comment, saying she hadn’t heard of the suit.

-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Rosie O’Donnell Stepping Out With New Gal Pal.

Rosie O’Donnell is dating again. The comedian and former TV talk show host – who in mid-November revealed that her longtime partner Kelli Carpenter moved out of their home two years ago– is now dating Tracy Kachtick-Anders, a Texas-based artist. The pair were spotted walking hand-in-hand in Miami Beach on Tuesday.

Well damn, I never even knew she & Kelli broke up. Where have I been?

-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Teddy Riley: “I Would Never Beat My Kids.”

This just in from Blackstreet front man Teddy Riley: Blackstreet Singer: I Would Never Beat My Kids.

Check Out His Statement & Chime In!

-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Abandoned Van In Times Square; No Explosives!

Times Square has been reopened to traffic after a bomb squad found no explosive devices in an abandoned van parked in the area. The squad used a robot-based camera to approach the vehicle and open it Wednesday. Police say they found clothing inside.
The area around 42nd Street between Seventh Avenue and Broadway was briefly blocked off as a precaution, and two high-rise buildings home to Nasdaq and Conde Nast were partially evacuated. The van has tinted windows, and a placard from a nonexistent law enforcement agency is on the dashboard. It has no license plates, but a temporary registration was found inside the van and officers are trying to locate the owner. Police officers on patrol noticed the van around mid-morning Wednesday. Security is tight as the New Year approaches.

Hallelujah!

-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Jon Gosselin Got “Physical” With Ex-Girlfriend.

Jon Gosselin is now said to be known to put the smack down. Jon allegedly slammed his departing girlfriend Hailey Glassman against the wall of their Manhattan apartment after he saw a photo of her kissing “Celebrity Boxing” promoter Damon Feldman. Owww. “That picture started the whole thing, a picture of her kissing another man,” a source told The Post’s Jamie Schram. Earlier, Glassman had “found out he was cheating on her. She told him it was over,” the source said. Glassman filed a harassment complaint with the NYPD, saying “she was pushed against [a] wall” on Dec. 20 and verbally abused by Gosselin, a charge under investigation by cops.

Somebody need to cold clock his ass already. He needs to have Mary J. for a girlfriend!

-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Beverly Johnson -vs- Her Ex Rental Man.

We are REALLY in a recession when a world class veteran supermodel such as Beverly Johnson has to rent a man. For those that don’t know, Ms. Beverly Johnson was making it do what it do way back in the 70’s when African American models were a rarity. First hired by Glamour magazine, 1971; first black to be featured on the cover of Vogue magazine, 1974. And for the latter generation determined to stay in the dark, she guest starred on the 90’s sitcom Martin, as his former teacher Miss Trinidad. Light Bulb Went Off, Ahhhh.

According to a lawsuit filed yesterday in California, Mark Burk claims he had an oral agreement with Johnson in which they would essentially act like husband and wife — and in return Burk would get half of whatever Johnson earned while they were together. In addition, according to Burk, Johnson agreed to support him “for the rest of his life in the same style and manner that was established” during their relationship. Translation — Mark wants palimony. Burk claims they broke up in December 2008 and Johnson hasn’t lived up to the deal. He’s asking for $5 million in damages.

DAYUM.

-”The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.