Sammy Sosa? NEW & Improved …

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Mayne listen … just when I think the world of entertainment can’t get any more ridiculous than is, they come with some New shit. Somebody wanna explain this …

Dude is saying that he is undergoing a “skin rejuvenation” process which has inadvertently lightened his skin. Sammy says his skin has been damaged by all the years of playing baseball in the sun. Mmmm hmmm. But all this process has done is lightened his skin, his skin doesn’t look healthier. It looks scarred by bleaching. Hmm, I wonder if the “rejuvenation” rejuvenated his eyes green as well? I don’t even wanna pursue this anymore. Good night!

“The BklynBandette”. Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

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