Fat Joe Cleared Of Sexual Assault Claims.


Good News: word is that Fat Joe has been cleared of sexual assault allegations. The Madison, Wisconsin police have closed the investigation concerning sexual assault claims involving Joe & his entourage. According to reports, a woman made a claim that Joe & his peeps groped her inside him limo as they left a venue, heading to a hotel. Other reports claim that Ol’ Girl was with it, but once she realized there would be no exchange of funds she cried sexual assault. According to Joe’s attorney, HE is the real victim in this sordid tale.

“Making a false claim of a sexual nature in order to extort money is one of the most horrific accusations because it not only tarnishes reputations but has the potential to destroy families,” Fat Joe’s lawyer Dawn Florio Esq. said in a statement. “Mr. Cartagena wholeheartedly thanks his family, friends, and fans for their continued support, loyalty, and words of encouragement throughout this ordeal.”

Congrats Joe! now stay outta trouble & bring us some NEW music.

-“The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.