Uh-Oh Joe Joey Crack In a Little bit of trouble

Fat Joe and his wife Lorena Cartagena

Fat Joe was detained last night for ALLEGEDLY feeling up a woman  on the way from a concert. Now the details are said to be a little SUS (does the Omarion touch dance ) SUS  doom doom doom SUS doom doom doom SUS doom doom doom SUS doom doom doom  Turn the lights on!!

Oh sorry Anyway here are the SUS details according to NBC News

According to NBC reports, an undisclosed female filed a report with the Madison Police Department. She claimed that Fat Joe and his entourage touched her inappropriately while they were on their way to the hotel at 1:00 in the morning.

Hmmm wonder where she thought they were going to do? A round of shuffleboard? scrabble?

Incident Type:
Sexual Assault

Incident Date:
06/21/2010 – 12:46 AM

400 Block North Lake Street

Ongoing Investigation


33-year-old female of Madison

At approximately 12:46 AM, Madison Police were dispatched to the 400 block of N. Lake Street reference allegations of a sexual assault.

After police arrived on scene, allegations by a 33-year-old female involved the entourage of Joseph Cartagena (AKA “Fat Joe”), after a hip hop concert at the Orpheum Theater on 6/20/2010.

The concert started at 7pm at The Orpheum Theater (located at 216 State Street), and shortly after the concert had concluded, a 33-year-old female found herself inside of a Cadillac Limousine with Joseph Cartagena and other male subjects all with the destination of a hotel located on Madison’s west side.

There were allegations of inappropriate touching involving the female, and after some time had elapsed, the female reported this matter to Madison Police.

This investigation is ongoing.

Details are continuing to be developed in this matter.

Cartagena was questioned along with others in his entourage.

SMH…  Joey what will your wife say?

Oh and ladies usually if you’re headed to a hotel with a rapper there is a 99% chance somebody is about to get touched! NEWSFLASH