It’s Official: Eva & Tony Are Divorced!

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Tony Parker‘s lawyer slipped into a Texas courthouse Friday with legal papers that officially ended Tony’s marriage to Eva Longoria. And we’ve learned … Eva’s lawyer quietly filed papers Friday to dismiss the divorce petition she filed in L.A. County Superior Court. Sources familiar with the case say both sides agreed that Texas was the proper place for the divorce because that’s where the prenup was signed.

We’re told all issues connected with the divorce have been resolved and it was done in a very amicable way.

-“The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Khloe & Lamar Get Reality Show.

Add one more to the list of Kardashians to keep up with: Khloe Kardashian is set to become the star of her own reality show. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star and her husband Lamar Odom will open up their day-to-day lives on the new E! show, Khloe & Lamar.

“Ok dolls, it’s official! Lamar and I will soon begin filming our very own show on E!,” she announced on her blog Wednesday. “WOOOOHOOOOOOOO! How exciting is this?! It’s been an option since we got married, but we wanted to enjoy our first year in private.”

Khloe promises “a lot of laughs,” and insists fans of her family’s show haven’t seen anything yet when it comes to her life with Lamar. “Only a very small part of our life together is shown, but with this show, we’re putting it ALL out there LOL,” she writes. “[My brother] Rob will play a major role in this too since he lives with us. He’s basically like our son LOL. With the three of us living together, it’s honestly like a sitcom.”

She adds, “Lamar and I could not be more thrilled about this. It’s show time baby!!!!”

-“The BklynBandette.’ Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Kim Zolciak Pregnant???

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Pregnancy is in the air, & Real Housewive’s Of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak seems to have been bitten by the baby bug too. However … this is MESSY! According to published reports by Star magazine, Kim’s former lesbian lover is spilling the tea all over the damn place.

DJ Tracey Young is telling her story & she’s sticking to it! According to Tracey, Kim is expecting a baby with her beau, Atlanta Falcons pro footballer Kroy Biermann. But in a shocking twist, Kim first asked Tracy to raise the baby together and then dumped her! WHAT!!??? “While I was staying at her house in Atlanta, I watched Kim do numerous pregnancy tests all of which came back positive,” Tracy tells Star. “Further to that, we went together to a local Target store where we purchased prenatal vitamins as advised by her doctor. For her to deny it is ridiculous but it doesn’t surprise me in the least. It’s typical Kim with an agenda. Who knows what that is. Maybe her own show??”

Still, Tracy sends her congratulations to Kim. “I wish her and her growing family all the best”

My Lawd!

-“The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Dennis Rodman Gets The Boot.

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Word on the Blok is that Dennis Rodman was kicked out of a California hotel on Friday for allegedly being drunk and disorderly. Is anyone surprised? Dennis was staying at the Surf and Sand Hotel in Laguna Beach for the filming a UK TV show.  Sources tell us he was drinking at the hotel bar and was asked several times by security to quiet down and stop bothering the guests. Oh My! When he persisted, we’re told police were called and seven uniform officers showed up and kicked him out of the hotel for good.


-“The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Monica & Shannon Brown Engaged.

Congratulations to Monica & Shannon Brown of the LA Lakers. The two became engaged over the weekend.  The pair have only dated a few months. They met this summer when Brown starred in the music video for Monica’s single “Love All Over Me.” Monica flashed a large rose-cut engagement ring in a photo distributed via Twitter, and in a posting she addressed naysayers who might consider their relationship too rushed. “We realize people will have their opinions,” Monica tweeted. “That’s the way of the world. But we know who we are & who’s we are.”

-“The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Matt & Rihanna: Strong, Hot, & Heavy!

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The romance between Rihanna and Dodgers star Matt Kemp is still going strong. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other at Industry Nightclub in West Hollywood the other night. A spy said, “They took to the dance floor for most of the night, causing quite a scene sexy dancing.” Other stars left watching open-mouthed included Christina Milian, Amber Rose, actress Jennifer Freeman, NFLer Terrell Owens and NBA players Earl Watson and Dahntay Jones.

-“The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

LT Rape Victim Texted Uncle For Help.


The teenage hooker allegedly raped by Lawrence Taylor in a sleazy Rockland County hotel room recounts how her alleged pimp brutally forced her to have sex with the Giants great after she initially refused.

“I told him I wasn’t going to the hotel, and he said, ‘You’re f- – -ing this up, it’s $300,” the frightened Bronx girl, 16, said Rasheed Davis, 36, screamed at her early Thursday.

“He hit me in the face, so I covered my face,” said the girl, whose name  is being withheld.

She crouched down on the ground to avoid Davis’ blows, but “[he] started kicking and stomping on me,” the girl said.

Davis then dragged her to the Holiday Inn to meet with the Hall of Fame linebacker, barking instructions at her along the way, she recalled.

“He told me to tell him my name is Carmen and I’m 19 years old,” she said. “He told me repeatedly and I had to repeat it back to him.”

When she arrived at hotel in Suffern, “the lights were off and [Taylor] didn’t see my face was bruised,” the girl recounted. “Lawrence asked me my age and I told him I was 19.”

She said she feared for her life if she didn’t have sex with Taylor.

“If I didn’t go through with it, [Taylor] would’ve called Rasheed and there would have been consequences,” she said. “God knows what would’ve happened if I didn’t go through with it.”

On the drive back to The Bronx, the girl frantically text-messaged her uncle about the alleged assault and prostitution.

“Tio [the uncle] help me,” she hurriedly typed out while still in the alleged clutches of Davis, according to a copy of the text shown exclusively to The Post. “I don’t want to live like this.”

After getting the message, her uncle called 911 and cops were waiting at Davis’ home to arrest him.

The uncle said the girl is now in foster care, and her biological father is seeking custody.

-“The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Open Letter From NYC To LeBron …

Like Babe Ruth at Yankee Stadium, LeBron James could make history  as a New York Knick at the World's Greatest Arena, Madison Square  Garden.

Hey, LeBron:

You belong in New York. Come and feel the love. The heart of the city will beat for you. The rush will be such as you have never felt. That’s life when you have the greatest 8 million fans on the planet behind you.

They pray now for your arrival. We know they do because we have taken the pulse. They see destiny in the pairing.

Larger than life. The best there is. Fast yet graceful. Classy yet gritty. Serious yet exuberant. Tireless yet fun. Tough yet big-hearted. That’s you. That’s this town. That’s two supernovas in alignment. That’s a match made in a heaven on Earth.

The NBA championship will soon be decided. We wish you victory. Then we ask you to reimagine New York as a place to live and to soar, as a place where you can achieve your ambition to become a cross between Muhammad Ali and Warren Buffet.

Very few are the people who would dare to shoot so high. Even fewer are those who can do so with credibility. You are unique in that regard, and New York is unique as the way station for the grandest dreams. Think of Broadway as your Yellow Brick Road.

As it is, you’re no stranger to the world’s capital of media, advertising, finance, culture, fashion, food, education, comedy and so much else, including playground basketball. We know this because, long before free agency loomed, you volunteered that New York was your favorite city.

Right now, the world’s best stage for an athlete is the World’s Greatest Arena, Madison Square Garden. There’s a team waiting there for you – with enough salary-cap room to bring you and a top-notch sidekick aboard.

Add a coach tailor-made for your talents, and multiple championships are in the offing.

We promise.

If you want a slightly bigger challenge, look across the river. You once said, “My favorite borough? Brooklyn” Do you think it’s a coincidence that we call it Kings County, King James?

A new stadium will soon rise there, home to a team co-owned by your good friend Jay-Z and a Russian billionaire running the show. How cool is that?

But as outsize as your legend already is, as exponentially as it will grow if you write the book called “James and the Big Apple,” what New Yorkers love about you is that you’ve got your head screwed on straight.

You have said, “I don’t need too much. Glamour and all that stuff don’t excite me. I am just glad I have the game of basketball in my life.”

That makes you a kindred spirit to America’s biggest assemblage of working people. Huge numbers of them have come from other parts of the country or the world in search of better lives, willing to do whatever it takes to chase their dreams.

They get you. You’ll get them.

Look, we know you’re attached to your hometown of Akron, and that you feel a special kinship to Cleveland. It’s not just understandable, it’s admirable.

But great people seek out great challenges.

Take a guy named Babe Ruth, a pitcher who started out with his hometown, then-minor league Baltimore Orioles, and then found his way to the Boston Red Sox and then …

You know the rest. He built a stadium. He made history.

We’ve seen you in that Yankee cap rooting for the Bombers, your favorite team, against the Indians.

Let the cap lead you.

We love your pre-game ritual – everyone does. You throw the hand chalk up in the air. It galvanizes your team. It energizes the crowd.

It works well in Cleveland. It would be magic in New York.

Come and feel the love.

Alex Rodriguez & Cameron Diaz A Couple?

We weren’t kidding when we reported Alex Rodriguez is having a red-hot romance with Cameron Diaz. The Yankees’ MVP third baseman dined with the leggy actress Saturday night at Hotel Griffou with their newly single friend Kate Winslet. And judging from the photos of her leaving the next day, she stayed the night. Said one source: “They all shared a delicious meal and several bottles of French red wine.” Yankee fans hope Diaz will have as positive an effect on A-Rod’s swing as Kate Hudson did last summer.

-“The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.

Jenna Jameson Presses Charges On Tito Ortiz.

UFC fighter Tito Ortiz and Adult Film Star Jenna Jameson pose  in the front row at the Bow & Arrow by Alan Del Rosario Fall 2008  fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week held at Smashbox Studios  on March 11, 2008 in Culver City, California.

Jenna Jameson lost the first round yesterday when martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz allegedly beat her up in the Huntington Beach, Calif., house they shared with their baby twin boys. But the porn queen, who vowed to photographers she’ll press charges, might ultimately best the Ultimate Fighting Champion. Ortiz was taken away in cuffs by police and charged with felony domestic violence. Cops said Jameson had “visible injuries” and she wore an arm brace while leaving a drugstore. UPC president Dana White said the bruiser could be out of the league if the charges stick.

-“The BklynBandette.” Mr. Hollywood’s Co-Defendant.